KIDS SUCK…….
THEY SPEND ALL THIER TIME CRYING, SHITTING, ANNOYING ME, EATING GOD KNOWS WHAT OFF THE FLOOR AND REALLY DISGUST ME. WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE KIDS? TO LEAVE A LEGACY YOU MIGHT SAY, WELL YOU ALL SUCKED TOO SO THAT IS WHAT YOULL LEAVE BEHIND. A KID THAT SUCKS.
SINCE I ROCK, SO DO MY KIDS. THEY ARE EXEMPT AS ARE ANYONE RELATED TO MONDO, JOSH, CHRIS’S KIDS AND KAYLA. THEY LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT THEY WANT TIME, MONEY, FOOD AND TO SCREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST TO SEE HOW CLOSE YOU MAY COME TO KILLING THEM? TRUST ME THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
SO PLEASE: ALL MEN THAT SUCK, DIP YOUR DICKS IN CANDLE WAX AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM YOUR STUPID SOLIDERS.
WOMEN: I KNOW YOU NEED SEX OR YOU ARE LEFT STUPID. THAT I HAVE FOUND OUT AND WILL POST ABOUT IT. SO IF YOU SUCK NO PROBLEM, TIE YOUR TUBE AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM YOUR PUTRID ROTTEN OVER ZEALOUS EGGS.
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT
One gets the feeling from this post that you really, really don’t like kids all that much. I always thought it was because kids always wanted people to make Kool-Aid for them, but maybe you do have other reasons.
Or raisins.
Maybe you have raisins.
AngryBob
God knows Id rather shovel shit then make koolaid and so do you and thats why I love you
…Kids are short and stupid. They can’t drive, they can’t earn a living, they don’t know where money comes from, they can’t name 5 U.S. Presidents or find anything on a map, and they eat bad food.
That’s why I sold my little bastards into white slavery years ago. They’re probably adults by now and Zaruthustra willing they’re still in captivity and producing more slaves to keep the system going. If more people would follow my lead in a couple of generations we’ll have no need for cheap Mexican labor and can comfortably build the Electric Wall Of Insanity on the border. my only regret is that it’s been so long since I fathered any more bastards to sell for my country. Well that and that I sold all the comics and BAseball cards I got for them for crack whores during my “crack whore” period.
Which is ongoing.
Oh well, cest la vie or ca sera sera or whatever the French say to illustrate how cool they think it is to not care or shower regularly.
I AGREE,BUT WHERE WILL DULCINEA WORK?