KIDS SUCK…….
THEY SPEND ALL THIER TIME CRYING, SHITTING, ANNOYING ME, EATING GOD KNOWS WHAT OFF THE FLOOR AND REALLY DISGUST ME. WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE KIDS? TO LEAVE A LEGACY YOU MIGHT SAY, WELL YOU ALL SUCKED TOO SO THAT IS WHAT YOULL LEAVE BEHIND. A KID THAT SUCKS.
SINCE I ROCK, SO DO MY KIDS. THEY ARE EXEMPT AS ARE ANYONE RELATED TO MONDO, JOSH, CHRIS’S KIDS AND KAYLA. THEY LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT THEY WANT TIME, MONEY, FOOD AND TO SCREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST TO SEE HOW CLOSE YOU MAY COME TO KILLING THEM? TRUST ME THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
SO PLEASE: ALL MEN THAT SUCK, DIP YOUR DICKS IN CANDLE WAX AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM YOUR STUPID SOLIDERS.
WOMEN: I KNOW YOU NEED SEX OR YOU ARE LEFT STUPID. THAT I HAVE FOUND OUT AND WILL POST ABOUT IT. SO IF YOU SUCK NO PROBLEM, TIE YOUR TUBE AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM YOUR PUTRID ROTTEN OVER ZEALOUS EGGS.
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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